|Each of this week's episodes of the hit reality program, The
Oddbornes, features a different member of the family of Rock's
Duke of Darkness, with one show starring daughter Kelsey. Each episode
revolves around a different event in the person's life, with one show
featuring a family member getting locked in the sauna and emerging
prunelike and bleep-ing. From the TV guide below, you should be able
to schedule this week's Oddbornes: which family member's antics
headline each show M-F and what he or she did to toss the family into
- The episode starring wife Shirley is on the evening before the
show where one family member gets a faddish Taras Bulba hairstyle.
- The program centering on one family member's new bright angel
tattoo is on the night before the show featuring son Bjorn.
- The evening before Oddy Oddborne himself is the center of attention
one family member's pet monkey causes pandemonium.
- The episode during which one Oddborne invites a psychiatrist for
dinner to decide the sanity of the family is on the day before
daughter Jackie stars.
- Bjorn Oddborne, who isn't at the center of Tuesday's show, isn't
the one sporting the new hairstyle.
- Oddy isn't the one who gets the angel tattoo, mainly because, as
he says, "Where'd I put the bleep-ing fing!"
- The family member whose pet monkey eats the fruit salad prepared
for the PTA meeting isn't Shirley Oddborne.